Two very important pieces of news:
1.) I will attempt to send a PPV of my b-hole soon. If I’ve forgotten how to do it and you accidentally receive an unpaywalled GIF of my glossy asshole, please do not sue me for unsolicited asshole exposure!
2.) Hangout stream on CB Thursday afternoon 🐵
Testing the hypnotic power of my recent locked post preview by posting it here. Also, TWISTER STREAM IS LIVE! Anyone early can help me work out some tech kinks lol. EDIT: NO MORE TWISTER EVER AGAIN but I loved the stream we did in place of that 😭😭😭😭 hahaha
2025-04-27 18:14:30 +0000 UTC View PostTwo very important pieces of news:
1.) Twister stream Sunday afternoon. Me vs all of you. Stakes will be HIGH. WHO SHALL PREVAIL?
2.) Secret tip menu item for CB fan club:
If you have a green username and tip 69 tokens, tiddies will appear. Secret tiddies. 🤫
2025-04-26 00:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Boobs are swollen and sensitive so it’s the perfect time to make content lol. 4+ minutes of closeup spitty nipple teasing incomingggg! (Look for the locked post)
2025-04-16 21:38:23 +0000 UTC View Post
90% chance of Twister stream on Monday afternoon!
A little run down on the basics for those who haven't played:
you spin the board with tokens
the goals are compromised of points, and every time I slip (or put my hand/foot on the wrong circle) you guys get a point!
More spins = greater likelihood of points!
Tomorrow's ultimate goal will be: return of the prodigal vibrating buttplug lol
AND I'm thinking of adding some tip menu items for sabotage....
Like a tip menu item to make me change into slippery fishnet stockings lol
Stream alert: Thursday afternoon! Edit: due to current hormones I’m thinking there’s a teeny chance of fuck machine lol.
2025-04-09 22:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
i’ve got my pearl earrings… but where’s my pearl necklace? 😏
2023-12-27 20:39:00 +0000 UTC View Posti’ll be on for a little christmas eve stream! 3:33pm pst 🎄💦
2023-12-23 23:51:06 +0000 UTC View Postwell hot damn! the previous post was flagged due to the caption violating TOS (wtf) so i’m posting again without it… i guess a well-oiled ass kind of speaks for itself anyway lol
2023-12-16 03:06:42 +0000 UTC View Postsee you saturday @ 3:33pm pst 👅
2023-12-16 02:24:34 +0000 UTC View Postbig black boots + bordello couch = a damn good coom
2023-12-04 20:05:12 +0000 UTC View PostCb Password: BOOTYNUT42069 JOIN NOW FOR COOM edit: that was hot. Posting tomorrow here ♥️
2023-12-04 05:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post
PUBE POLL UPCOMING! If you have strong feelings about pubes, you will NOT want to miss this. Aiming for shortly after the holidays/start of the yearish, so if anyone is fiercely determined to be there, message me the dates you think would be good for you and we’ll settle on a date 🔜 ☺️ I’m thinking I might allow the results of the poll to last up to half a year lol.
2023-11-29 21:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostA scene from last night's stream: mood lighting, boob sliming, dildoing... all topped with the ever elusive knee makeout 💋
2023-11-28 02:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostLike this post if you would spot me during hoga 🥹 lol
2023-11-18 19:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you're all getting your pre-hoga stretches in!
2023-11-16 18:28:15 +0000 UTC View PostHoga stream for joanlyfans at 11:11am pst!🧘♀️ Password will be: HOGA_4_RHOID_BOIS
2023-11-16 17:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Reminder: Rosemary's Baby with between chapter spanks tonight! 4pm pst. My rump is ready.
2023-11-02 19:57:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Rosemary's Spank Bank Thursday at 4pm pst! Spanking myself between reading chapters of Rosemary Baby--HT gets to decide if we do book or paddle spanks lol
2023-10-31 20:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Cliterature Club Thursday at 4pm PST! I've got a hardback of Rosemary's Baby so you KNOW I mean business.
2023-10-25 19:31:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I've had a couple of whirlwind weeks, but I'm baaaack!
2023-10-23 16:41:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow. These photos got auto-flagged for banned content when I tried to post them a minute ago, so I drew a dick over the issue in question lol. I SHALL PERSEVERE, BB!!! Moral of the story: if you have a problem, draw a dick on it ♥️
2023-10-05 21:18:14 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday plan: online by noon pst :) Also of note: current HT of October is avocado toast king Feanor at 1,001 tokens—he made me shout AVOCADO TOAST when I came in my last stream lmfaoooo. Inspired by yesterday, I unsuccessfully tried to acquire avocado toast today, so we’ll see if this is an ongoing tension in my life 🥑 🍞
2023-10-04 03:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Like this post if you wouldn't mind pussy being your last mealllll 🍴🔪💦
2023-10-03 14:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt's October, bb. I may actually do spooky things this month ☺️🔪
2023-10-01 14:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostA loop of infinite ass fingering for your Monday morning ♾️
2023-09-25 14:10:39 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday's stream (god bless that 100% horny meter!) inspired me to tease you here today 🧊💦
2023-08-30 20:30:25 +0000 UTC View PostLike this post if you'd be into some yoga streams on OF 🧘♀️ (Micro mat humps may or may not be involved!)
2023-08-20 21:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
