On my way back from Jamaica, I got stopped by customs becaus..
Added 2020-11-01 20:57:21 +0000 UTCOn my way back from Jamaica, I got stopped by customs because I forgot to throw away a ham sandwich and you're not supposed to bring meat back into the country, I guess. I was a little sassy as they insisted they needed to search my bags, knowing I had nothing to worry about. But... I had packed a tote bag that I used to bring things to set (whatever shoes, wardrobe, etc I needed for the day) and completely missed a very small dollar store style pipe. With the faintest hint of that beautiful flower residue on it. Fuuuuck. They grilled me about it and asked me if I brought weed INTO Jamaica FROM the US. Like... no? You don't bring sand to a beach. They kept me there for a few more minutes and then let me go. And I never made a dumb mistake like that again.
